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You should read 1984 by George Orwell if you haven’t already done so. It’s the best book ever written.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
This poster isn’t funny; it’s just true.

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Marc for VP.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
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Marc likes rainy days, cold pizza, and the occasional vice-presidential election.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He likes all styles of music.

6 o’clock. 7 o’clock. 8 o’clock rock. Oh, forget it. I’m tired.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He tries to go to sleep by 7.

K-6 has a half day on May 16th. If you vote for Marc, maybe we will too. Although definitely not.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Two half days are more than a full day.

If Lindros wanted to be captain he shouldn’t have had so many concussions.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
The Philadelphia Flyers paid for this poster.

If you want to have a good Fall Dance, you should vote for Marc Friedenberg.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Marc: Working 90 hour weeks and loving it.

Marc thinks its time for a change in CRHS: From now on he will be known as “Mark”
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
His mother tells him Marc with a “c” is the more modern name.

Look ma! Marc’s running for Vice-President. I got to tell pa ‘bout this.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Seriously, the Deep South ain’t too bad.

Lightning crashes. Vote for Marc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Humor him, at least temporarily.

What’s the best road in Newtown? Swamp Road!
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Swamp Road needs more coverage on metropolitan traffic reports.

Marc is running a “blanket campaign”. Literally, every student receives a free blanket. J/K.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
J/K means, of course, just kidding. Blankets cost $7.50.

Marc loves rock and roll, so put another dime in the jukebox baby.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Which isn’t to say he doesn’t like rap. Although he doesn’t.

Marc thinks there’s something stuck to your shoe.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
It’s probably gum but we can only guess at this point.

Two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless you vote for Marc, in which case they do. Go figure.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Lisa, two wrongs make a right.

Purple monkey dishwasher. Vote for Marc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Nurple donkey salamander.

Do you prefer Bruce Willis or Sly Stallone? Cool. Vote for Marc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Keep in mind they are not real actors.

I’m sorry, but Marc seriously thinks “Family Guy” is overtaking “The Simpsons”
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
The legend lives on with a new face.

Think different. Or think the same. Just vote for Marc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He owns an iMac.

There aren’t enough days in the week. Marc formally introduces Blursday.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Vote for him and be happy.

How would you like to have Woodstock ’00 at CRHS? I’m sorry, it’s just not going to happen.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Woodstock ’99 was a disgrace.

BEWARE: there’s a Dick Clarke clone after you, too. Vote for Marc and his protection capabilities.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
New Years Rockin’ Eve has lost something over the years.

Marc proposes a rubber bladder system for oil tankers. Original idea, I swear.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
That’s not bad. Now get out.

Marc has what your looking for: hundreds of pastel posters.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
They come in five delicious flavors.

Marc Friedenberg has a thorough understanding of Robert’s Rules.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
What exactly are “Robert’s Rules”?

If you vote for Marc you won’t have Social Studies on Tuesday.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
You won’t have SS either way, but still…

What kind of music do the kids like these days? Rap? Polka? I can’t keep up anymore.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He likes all styles of music.

Bill Gates may be rich, but he is MUCH richer than Marc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Actually, Larry Ellison of Oracle is now the richest man in the world.

Does the millennium start with 2000 or 2001? Marc couldn’t care less.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Millennium is too hard to spell, if you ask me.

Bill Clinton is a “lame duck”. Marc is “some kid”. Who do you prefer?
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
That is to say, he is currently a Sophomore, and WILL BE a Junior.

Kramer! What will your next crazy scheme be?
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
A pizza place where you make your own pie.

Relations with Canada are at an all-time high. Something must be done.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He knows several Canadians, including Bob Saget.

Have you ever put a cookie instead of a quarter in a snack machine? Man, that must have been pretty embarrassing.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
It probably clogged up the machine.

Marc has the same name as Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray. Cool, huh?
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He doesn’t necessarily like Sugar Ray. A lot of their songs are the same.

Marc doesn’t promise free blankets, though he probably should.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He uses a security blanket.

Marc Friedenberg.
Marc Friedenberg.
Batman.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Draw your own conclusions.

When its time to vote, remember: Where did you put the remote control?
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Did you check your pocket?

Marc’s favorite album still has to be “Dookie” by Green Day. I think you’ll agree with him on that.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
1994 was a good year all-around.

Marc has too many posters to mention. Vote for Marc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
LOL ROTFL GTG CYA L8R.

If elected, Marc promises to/to not maintain the status quo.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
The status quo is the current state of things, in case you forgot.

Marc will be wearing blue pants when he gives his speech.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He shops at Today’s Man.

Don’t drink and drive. DO vote for Marc Friedenberg.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He correctly believes trains are more efficient than cars.

When Marc thinks of the Vice-President, he thinks of a pad of legal paper.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Legal paper is much longer than it is wide.

If you don’t like 70’s music, Marc recomm- ends that you disregard this poster.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He was born in 1984 but don’t hold it against him.

Marc believes in a classless society: no math, english, etc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
That goes for social studies and science, too.

What’s up? My name is Marc. Please vote for me.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He’s thinking he wants to go to Drexel, but he’s not quite sure.

Marc formally apologizes for not being born earlier.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He believes the Allen Parsons Project is some sort of hovercraft.

This is Marc’s 87th poster!
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Percentages may not equal 100 due to rounding.

Can you shoot milk out of your nose? Marc thinks that is interesting.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Milk does a body good, assuming you are drinking it and not stockpiling it.

Marc Friedenberg for Vice-President.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He chose the pastel paper back over the bright colors, for obvious reasons.

Marc can list all of the US Presidents in order, if they’re written on a paper in front of him.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Washington, Lincoln, Carter, etc.

Marc is pretty angry that there’s a monopoly on cable television. Contemptible bureaucracy.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
I mean, seriously.

Elections are May 2nd. Marc is running for VP. ‘Nuff said.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
How y’all doin’?

Marc is not opposed to man’s landing on the moon.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Will YOU be one of our astro-men?

Marc’s papers will clearly indicate that he is a valid United States citizen.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
No Frenchmen here.

Marc for President. I meant to say Vice-President.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Save the pandas.

Marc for VP. Cha cha cha.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Nixon for Alabama state queen in ’87.

Marc is in no way connected to recent string of hacker attacks.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
All media inquiries can be deferred to Marc’s lawyer.

Marc has mastered copy and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Don’t make fun of him because of his large head.

Marc is SERIOUSLY running out of ideas for these posters. Make him happy by voting for him.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He still watches Saturday morning cartoons, but he’ll tell you otherwise.

Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He is a master of the obvious.

Marc wants to go to the ole’ ball game.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Which particular ball game is it?

Marc cringes with delight at the very THOUGHT of being Vice-President.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He is controlled by his own emotions, sadly.

Marc can make a poster using Microsoft Word.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
It’ll be our little secret.

Marc loves of all Earth’s creatures, no matter how poisonous.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
This offer excludes pythons.

Marc invented the aero-scooter.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
What exactly is an “aero-scooter”?

Marc wants to rock and roll all night and party as time permits.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Please refrain from tearing down this poster.

Marc wants to help YOU. That’s right, you. In the shirt. Looking at the poster.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He certainly has a way with adjectives. Just ask his uncle.

Marc saved money by printing this poster on the school’s printer. Take that, CRHS!
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He’s not cheap – he’s saving up for computer equipment.

Marc produces his own sensations of self satisfaction. That’s not TOO weird.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Psychiatric fodder for years to come.

Marc traveled via airplane to Jamaica when he was 5. Ever since then, he’s loved the smell of pencils.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Don’t ask him for free food and blankets.

The letters of Marc’s name, cleverly rearranged, can form “cram”
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
He has written his own anagram generator using QBASIC.

You are looking at a poster. A poster by Marc.
Marc Friedenberg is running for Vice-President of the Junior class next year.
Don’t let his split personality fool you.