I created these to promote the Philosophy Club at CR. Not technically my campaign, but hey…
I like you. Do you like me? Prove it, by coming to the Philosophy Club meeting.
Are you against Martians taking over the Earth? Come to the Philosophy Club meeting and let your voice be heard!
If you come to the Philosophy Club meeting, you’ll be rewarded with a pleasurable feeling of self-satisfaction (and we don’t mean that in the dirty way.)
If you go to the Philosophy Club meeting, you can tell all your friends, “Hey, I went to the Philosophy Club meeting. Did you?”
There are way too many clubs in our school, and the Philosophy Club is just one of them.
The Philosophy Club: We usually don’t talk about philosophy, choosing instead to complain about various teachers around the school.
Come to the Philosophy Club meeting or do something else.
Do you remember “Darkwing Duck”? Come to the Philosophy Club meeting.
The Philosophy Club is a lot like a fine wine, really. But I’m not sure how.
If you could have ANY superpower, what would it be? Tax evasion, right? Yeah, me too. Philosophy Club meeting!
Did you know that lots of famous celebrities come to Philosophy Club meetings? You shouldn’t, because it’s simply not true. Nevertheless…
Were you born during the 1980’s? Then you’re exactly what the Philosophy Club is looking for!
Doesn’t it seem like some things in our world aren’t exactly quite perfect? Come to the Philosophy Club meeting and explain.
For better or worse, I truly believe VH1 has overtaken MTV. The Philosophy Club doesn’t discuss such matters.
Contrary to public opinion, the Philosophy Club isn’t some weird cult. It’s just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill cult.