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Hi. My name is Marc Friedenberg and I am running for the position of
Public Relations. I’m an Aquarius, and I enjoy computer programming, reading,
and long walks on the beach.

Besides my incredible smile, I think I’ll be a good Public Relations officer
for a few reasons. Probably the most important thing would be that I have good
public speaking skills. Or at least I’d like to think so. I don’t get uncomfortable
talking in front of crowds, or in this case, the student body. Of course you would
want the Public Relations officer to have this characteristic.

Another good reason to vote for me is my stylish haircut and also the
dedication I would have for the job. Ask anyone who knows me about the
dedication that Marc Friedenberg can have for a job and he will say, “Who’s
Marc? Oh, the kid with the braces and the New Balance sneakers.” Anyway, the
point is I have dedication for jobs. I could get so wrapped up in the Blood Drive
it’s quite likely I would forget to bathe and feed myself.

During my Student Council campaign a few weeks ago, I hung literally
hundreds, maybe millions, of posters, which I really think got me some name
recognition. I had more posters than any other candidate for any position. I think
I could turn the ability to shamelessly promote myself into the ability to
shamelessly promote S.E.B. activities.

Of course I also have several qualifications for the position. I’m a
homeroom rep this year, I was an 8th grade performance assessment manager,
and I was one of the announcers for the talent show at Holland Jr. High for two
years. I also take all honors and with the exception of Mr. Seidel’s class I get A’s
and B’s. Of course I’m kidding. I’m also failing math. Yeah, I’m kidding about
that too.

It says on the list of Public Relations officer jobs that the P.R. person
should meet with the class adviser on a weekly basis. The way I see it, I’ve met
with Seids every day this year and I haven’t had a problem yet, except for “the in.
So then logic says I’d be the perfect person for this job.

Of course with this speech I don’t want to give you the impression that all I
can do is joke about things. I fully understand that being an S.E.B. officer is a lot
of work. I think any of my teachers would tell you that I really do work hard at
whatever job I am given. I really think that because I can speak comfortably to
the school, and because I have dedication to a specific job, and because I get
good grades, the entire S.E.B. would be in better shaepe with me as the Public
Relations Officer. My name is Marc Friedenberg. Thank you.